Adobe Illustrator: Femme Fatale
I’ve been tied to Illustrator for a *very* long time (10+ years), so I’m sure you can be understanding if I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder now that Adobe’s indifferent vector app finally shows a minimal amount of respect:
(Macworld) Artboards can be exports as a single multipage PDF or as a series of numbered pages.
Illustrator CS4 also introduces transparency in gradients…
Yes, Adobe’s noir launch of their new honeysuckle-scented CS “brown sugar” has finally got my attention. I knew I couldn’t resist, no matter had bad they are for me (I know…). Sure, each pricey “creative” release comes a little sooner, costs a little more, and I lose just a little more of my soul. But it’s ok. I’m making more money now. They fixed her. She’s not a problem, not anymore, see?
What can I say? She’s a tramp from a long line of tramps. We’re both rotten. Only you’re a little more rotten. We’re stuck with each other and we’ve got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it’s a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery.
Do I laugh now, or wait ’til it gets funny?
(wtf)
